Total Medals Earned: 598 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,665 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/370 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Medals Earned: 20/48 (110/355 points)
Medals Earned: 6/23 (30/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/440 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Medals Earned: 6/32 (150/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Defeat the first opponent.
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Someone is watching you. Try not to screw up too bad.
Collect secret item 5.
Collect secret item 2.
Collect secret item 1.
Collect secret item 3.
Collect secret item 4.
Collect secret item 7.
Collect secret item 6.
Defeat Santa Claus and win your bet.
Defeat yourself in a Merry Mirror Match.
Complete the game and get the first ending.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Beat the Game
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You found all 29 different endings!
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
